Drug Dealer Arrested

 

شوہر اور مکھیاں

بیوی : کیا کر رہے ہو؟
شوہر: مکھیاں مار رہا ہوں.
بیوی: کتنی مارلیں؟
شوہر: پانچ . 3 فی میل اور 2 میل
بیوی: آپ کو کیسے پتہ چلا کہ تین فی میل اور دو میل ہیں؟
شوہر : کیونکہ 3مکھیاں شیشے کے آگے بیٹھی ہوئی تھیں اور دو مکھیاں گولڈ لیف کے پیکٹ پر بیٹھی ہوئی تھیں.

سچ اور وہم میں فرق

استاد شاگرد سے .. مجھے یہ بتائیے کہ سچ اور وہم میں کیا فرق پے؟
شاگرد: جناب عالی!
آپ ہمیں پڑھا رہے ہیں. یہ سچ ہے اور ہم پڑھ رہے ہیں یہ وہم ہے

الیکشن کا پوسٹر

ایک دفعہ اپنا چوہدری الیکشن میں کھڑا ہوا. پرنٹنگ پریس والے کو نشان اور نمبر سب بتا دئیے.
آخرمیں چوہدری صاحب پرنٹنگ پریس والے سے بولے.. یار وہ آیت بھی لکھ دینا..
پرنٹنگ پریس والے کو پتہ تھا (نصرمن اللہ) .. لیکن پھر بھی چوہدری صاحب سے پوچھا کہ کون سی آئیت؟
چوہدری صاحب بولے ! یار وہ جو الیکشن کے بارے میں نازک ہوئی تھی..

بابا جی فرماتے ہیں پتر.....

بابا جی فرماتے ہیں... پتر سوشل میڈیا پر لوگوں کے بیان پڑھ کر اور ان پر کمنٹس کرنے کے بجائے ایک ہلکی سی مسکراہٹ دے کر آگے گزرجایا کرو.. بحث مباحثوں میں مت پڑو اور اپنا دل خراب مت کرو...
لیڈر کسی بھی کارکن کو کچھ نہیں دیتے

رقص یار

چھوڑ کر محبوب پر شہد کی مکھیاں
ہم نے رقص یار دیکھا😂😂😂😂

کھرا سچ

فیس بک کی عاشقی اور پڑوسی کے گھر میں پکنے والی بریانی دونوں ایک جیسی ہیں.
ملتا ولتا کچھ نہیں بس دونوں کی خوشبو آتی رہتی ہے

زبیر اور دھنیا

زبیر امی سے : امی مجھے شادی کرنا ہے..
امی : تمہیں سبزی کے ساتھ کوئی دھنیا نہیں دیتا تو لڑکی کون دے گا.
اپنے دوست زبیر کو ٹیگ کریں

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC) - Definitions in the Code

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC)

Definitions in the Code 

Definitions in the Code to be understood subject to exception throughout this Code every definition of an offence, every penal provision and every illustration of every such definition or penal provision shall be understood subject to the exceptions contained in the chapter entitled "General Exceptions," though those exceptions are not repeated in such definition, penal provision or illustration.

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC) - Certain laws not to be affected by this Act:

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC)

 Certain laws not to be affected by this Act:
Nothing in this Act is intended to repeal, vary, suspend or affect any of the provisions of any Act for punishing mutiny and desertion of officers, soldiers, sailors or airmen in the service of the State or of any special or local law. (Sec. 5 subs. by the Federal Laws (Revision & Declaration) Ordinance, XXVII of 1981)

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC) - Illustrations

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC)

Illustrations

(a) A a Pakistani subject, commits a murder in Uganda. He can be tried and convicted of murder in any place in Pakistan in which he may be found.

(b) [Omitted by Federal Laws (Revision & Declaration) Ordinance, XXVII of 1981].

[(c) C, a foreigner who is in the service of Pakistan commits a murder in London. He can be tried and convicted of murder at any place in Pakistan in which he may be found.

Clause (c) subs. by the Federal Laws (Revision & Declaration) Ordinance, XXVII of 1981.

(d) D, a British subject living in Junagadh, instigates E to commit a murder in Lahore. D is guilty of abetting murder.

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC) - Extension of Code for extra-territorial offences

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC)

Extension of Code for extra-territorial offences

The provisions of this Code apply also to any offence committed by"

 (1) any citizen of Pakistan or any person in the service of Pakistan in any place without

and beyond Pakistan.

Sub-sec. (1) subs. by the Federal Laws (Revision and Declaration) Ordinance, XXVII of 1981.

(2)As amended byA.0. 1949 Sch. has been omitted by AO.1961, Art. 2 and Sch. (w.e.f.

23rd March, 1956)

(3) Omitted by the Federal Laws (revision and Declaration) Ordinance, XXVII of 1981.

(4) any person on any ship or aircraft registered in Pakistan wherever it may be.

Explanation: In this section the word "offence" includes every act committed outside

Pakistan which, if committed in Pakistan, would be punishable under this Code.

PROVINCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES 1978 Pakistan - Currency of licenses

PROVINCIAL MOTOR VEHICLES 1978 Pakistan

Currency of licenses

A license issued under the forgoing sections shall, subject to the provisions contained in this Ordinance as to the cancellation of licenses and the disqualification of holders of license for holding or obtaining licenses, be effective without renewal for a period up to three years in the case of license to drive a motor car or motor cycle otherwise than a paid employee, and in any other case for a period of twelve months only from the date of issue of last renewal.

[Provided that no license shall be renewed unless the holder thereof has in his possession his own copy of the most recent version of the Pakistan Highway Code published by the Federal

Government.

RELATING TO DOCUMENTS AND TO TRADE OR PROPERTY MARKS - Pakistan Penal Code (PPC)

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC)

RELATING TO DOCUMENTS AND TO TRADE OR PROPERTY MARKS

Code No.463

 Forgery

Code No.464

 Making a false document

Code No.465

Punishment for forgery

Code No.466

 Forgery or record of Court or of public register, etc.

Code No.467

Forgery of valuable security, will, etc.

Code No.468

Forgery for purpose of cheating

Code No.469

Forgery for purpose of harming reputation

Code No.470

Forged document

Code No.471

Using as genuine a forged document

Code No.472

 Making or possessing counterfeit seal, etc., with intent to commit forgery punishable

under Section 467

Code No.473

Making or possessing counterfeit sea), etc., with intent to commit forgery punishable

Otherwise

Code No.474

Having possession of document described in Section 466 or 467 knowing it to be

forged and intending to use it as genuine.

Code No.475

Counterfeiting device or mark used for authenticating documents described in

Section 467, or possessing counterfeit marked material

Code No.476

Counterfeiting device or mark used for authenticating documents other than those

described in Section 467, or possessing counterfeit marked material

Code No.477

Fraudulent cancellation, destruction, etc., of will, authority to adopt, or valuable

Security

Code No.477-A

Falsification of accounts

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC) - Criminal Trespass

Pakistan Penal Code (PPC)

Criminal Trespass

Code No.441

Criminal trespass

Code No.442

House-trespass

Code No.443

Lurking house-trespass

Code No.444

Lurking house-trespass by night

Code No.445

House-breaking

Code No.446

House-breaking by night

Code No.447

Punishment for criminal trespass

Code No.448

Punishment for house-trespass

Code No.449

House-trespass in order to commit offence punishable with death

Code No.450

House-trespass in order to commit offence punishable with imprisonment for life

Code No.451

House-trespass in order to commit offence punishable with imprisonment

Code No.452

House-trespass after preparation for hurt, assault or wrongful restraint

Code No.453

Punishment for lurking house-trespass or house-breaking

Code No.454

Lurking house trespass or house-breaking in order to commit offence punishable with

Imprisonment.

Code No.455

Lurking house-trespass or house-breaking after preparation for hurt, assault or

wrongful restraint

Code No.456

Punishment for lurking house-trespass or house-breaking by night

Code No.457

Lurking house-trespass or house-breaking by night in order to commit offence

punishable with imprisonment

Code No.458

Lurking house-trespass or house-breaking by night after preparation for hurt, assault

or wrongful restraint

Code No.459

Hurt caused, whilst committing lurking house-trespass or house-breaking

Code No.460

Persons jointly concerned in lurking house-trespass or house breaking by night

punishable for qatl or hurt caused by one of them

Code No.461

Dishonestly breaking open receptacle containing property

Code No.462

Punishment for same offence when committed by person entrusted with custody

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